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Squirtle Squad

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.
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2. I have the Squirtle Squad T-Shirt!! ... Your a FAG!
by GeezusJuice October 16, 2009
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Squirtle Squirt

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."
by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015
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squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.
Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
by frozzz January 23, 2010
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Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.
I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.
by L0L0 June 9, 2015
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Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show
"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle
by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008
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super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).
my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!
by cheif1nut December 30, 2013
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Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade
Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”
by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019
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