peach orchard squirrel

The silliness of a squirrel living in a peach orchard (considering there are no nuts in a peach orchard), in refernce to a crazy person.

Dude 1 - "Yo that crazy bird was blathering on about nonsense again."

Dude 2 - "Yeah she's crazier than a peach orchard squirrel."

by nobrakebike April 2, 2009

sister squirreled

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

by reddywerx January 19, 2012

squirrel hole

When you have a really hairy asshole. It looks like a squirrel crawled up in your butthole.

Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.

by Dylan, Garrett, and Thomas February 12, 2008

Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.

Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.

by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010

squirrel’s underwear

(n.) A facial hair configuration that consists of a moustache and soul patch.;

My god I love that squirrel’s underwear on you, it makes you look so much older.

by JSloppyola December 31, 2010

Squirrel Tactics

1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.

2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.

This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.

Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.

by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011

Squirrelled

To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.

I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.

by MonStar78 June 26, 2016