Aiden "Squire" Roddnis

A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.

That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.

by 100% He April 2, 2023

Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

maddie squires

Maddie squires is a beautiful person who is fun quite smart well liked hot funny has many friends and is compassionate and is adored by all

She so hot she must be a maddie squires

by Jbms the best December 30, 2022

Squire

The act of calling someone to fill a void between activities.

Mike “squired” me on his way to the subway station. When he arrived he abruptly ended the call.

by Edsonmo February 9, 2022

squires

the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.

Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.

by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

Squire

The designated person to prepare the paraphernalia when smoking marijuana.

Fill the bong Squire. (Or)
Why don’t you fill the bong you squire ?

by ApolloandStamp July 30, 2020

Squire level

1. A low budget person who is basic.

2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.

Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.

by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024