Skip to main content

shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
mugGet the shit squid mug.

giant squid

To see someone or something without him/her seeing you.
I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.
by momosexxxual April 12, 2009
mugGet the giant squid mug.
Related Words
Squih Squihad Squihea Squid Squib squid game squibble Squick squidding squibb

squidbagging

A taunt in the Splatoon series dong by switching from kid to squid multiple times after splatting your opponent.
The speed hack version is used to move faster than normal.
Seriously? I just got squidbagged! Squidbagging is the WORST taunt and it is annoying AF!
by hyruleteam1992 January 29, 2018
mugGet the squidbagging mug.

Apple Squib

The Apple Squib is the greatest thing in existence, according to the national South-Korean census in 1989.
In South-Korea, they really do love their Apple Squib.
by DigitalBiscuit January 19, 2013
mugGet the Apple Squib mug.

Squice

( pronounced squeece)
1. A word with no definite meaning. It can be substituted in place of any noun, adjective, or verb. Most commonly used in a insulting manner, i.e. light profanity.

2. (noun) A shrill screech, usually accompanied by a juicy squish, that is emitted by a wounded hamster just before being liquefied in a blender.
1: (noun) - "Go drown yourself in a bucket of squice!"
(adj) - "I made this lovely dessert for you, consisting of vanilla ice cream and freshly-cut squice berries."
(verb) - "I squiced your girlfriend last night, and DAMN, she's a screamer."

2: "The sound that guy made when I ran him over with my car resembled the squice of a dying hamster."
by ExplodingHamster April 30, 2010
mugGet the Squice mug.

squid fuck

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck
by Fuckrick November 28, 2022
mugGet the squid fuck mug.

throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014
mugGet the throwing squid mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email