sputter out

die down

Nature apparently meant passions to sputter out in something like four years.

by ohmylol December 11, 2017

Sputumize

To spray sputum and snot when clearing your respiratory system and infect others. With coronavirus for example.

Cover your effing mouth when you sputumize to avoid covering your screen and keyboard with airbone mucus.

by oldcodgerette March 16, 2020

Butt sputter

When your dump is on the cusp of your sphinct and your baloon knot begins sputtering out small moist farts in rapid succession until you have the chance to release your brown baby.

Jim: Dude we need to pullover!

Steve: Why?

Jim: That second cup of coffee this morning has my butt sputtering.

by WillyCV December 23, 2014

dirty sputnik

Spreading butter between ur significant others but cheeks and melting it with a blow torch

Hey Jon , did ur dad ever give ur the dirty Sputnik today ?

by Cheese fiend February 10, 2021

Sputangia

Totally undefinable or free of any conotatations or rules.

The word "sputangia" is sputangia; or true liberty is sputangia and is not defined by any man made restraints. You can do anything you want as long as you are prepared to accept the consequences - that is Sputangia.

by proplib March 5, 2011

Sputter Butt

A temporary condition suffered while defecating that follows a bad case of diarrhea; typically characterized by explosive flatulance accompanied by the release of particulated fecal matter and the remaining contents of one's intestinal lining.

Dude, I had sputter butt for two days after eating that bad sushi!

by Cheddar Poof December 27, 2011

text sputter

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."

MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 7, 2010