Spunkler

Spunkler: A sprinkler that sprays Jizz.

In Las Vegas there is a 3 year waiting list for the sex room that is equipped with a Spunkler.

by Allan Bearenstien November 4, 2015

Spunkle

An uncle who kidnaps his nephews and spunk’s in them. Other names for this word are, “Pedofunkle,” “sackhatcher,” “unclefuckbutt,” and “pubic rubric.”

I went and visited my spunkle today and he touched me.

by Chasadia April 19, 2019

Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

Skunk Spunker

A male with the rather unfortunate condition of unpleasantly scented "fishy aroma" ejaculation.

"My girlfriend won't blow me anymore" why's that? "she says it's like sucking on a rancid fish" that's cold man that's cold

by WigglingWalrus April 15, 2003

skunkler

When a girl from age 15-17 gets rammed in her ass, twat, and mouth with a rusty hook at a house party, and starts to get blood and green ooze coming out of her mouth, nose, and eye balls.

Man Stacy got skunkler'd once again at Scotties (from Boogie Nights) House party on Friday.

by Devin Diggler January 29, 2004

Spunkalepsy

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

by Jzaags January 28, 2020

Spunkatery

When someone or something is way past STUPID! It’s SPUNKATERY!

Boy! Dude that was eating a sandwich with his dog is SPUNKATERY!

by Musicismylifegang January 5, 2024