Sprite Share definition Flag The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually. I have to go sprite! or... That is one smelly sprite. Sprite by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Sprite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch