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spreader

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.
Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!
by Justinian the great January 2, 2009
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spreang

The term used to describe how gangster gardeners nourish and look after their seedlings, watching them grow into strong, healthy plants. Spriang a plant involves much love, care and devotion.
hey, check out that fella spreang his herb man. Its like hes in love with it!
by Jboiiiiii April 7, 2010
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Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)
Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr
by Addela May 19, 2018
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing
I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.
by Urban for life June 27, 2018
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Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!
by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019
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