It's first grade, Spongebob

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.

"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"

by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012

spongebob

1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

by Captain August 3, 2003

Floor It Like Spongebob

n. to drive recklessly and quickly like the (in)famous Boating School episodes from the popular Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants: can also be compared to "drive it like you stole it" and "drive like a crazy mo-fo."

Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!

"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"

by CMW2010 February 14, 2010

spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns

man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 4, 2017

Spongeboomer

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.

Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."

by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020

spongemonkey

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"

by marni March 7, 2004

spongebob

First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.

spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?

by infocenter46 December 28, 2005