Sploot

When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer

That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on

by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021

Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

splootoon

A grouping of two or more corgis.

A splootoon of corgi puppies huddled around their food bowls.

by Mama D’Wissa April 4, 2022

Sploot

When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.

When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.

Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.

Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.

by Awyzzl17 June 2, 2022

Splooath

The act of ejaculating to cope with a constant state of self-loathing

Wow, I hate myself so much, I guess the only thing I can do now is go to my room and splooath

by CerealNutter August 13, 2023

splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

Sploont

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.

“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”

by eySuki November 29, 2023