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spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
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Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.
Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”
by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023
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Gorn splicing

Where you/a group of friends jerk off to gore. Whoever nuts to the gore first, has to recreate the video. Ex-nutting to execution videos=getting executed
Do you want to go gorn splicing with friends?
by Jamalquantavius April 23, 2024
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Splicing

When you swab someone’s DNA, clone them, raise the clone, than have the clone commit a crime that you record. You than incriminate the original person with the evidence and send them to prison for life.
Mary-Ann is so mean, we should send her to prison for life by splicing her.
by Newd Dewd April 26, 2024
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Splice

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode
'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'
by Murphison November 5, 2014
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