donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 10, 2009

Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness

Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!

by HydraForce July 16, 2014

splatter

Horror subgenre with heavy amounts of gore. Sometimes also has graphic acts of violence, sex, sexual violence, and/or violent sex

also see: splatterpunk

that's one nasty piece of splatter filmaking!

by Dagon January 10, 2005

splatterpunk

Horror fiction that usually features graphic depictions of violence, sex, sexual violence, violent sex, gore, and other such things. Well known examples include Jack Ketchum's "Off Season" and Edward Lee's "The Bighead"

This is one extreme splatterpunk novel I'm reading

by Dagon January 10, 2005

Splatterass

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

splattadoo

When you go to a kinky maid café in Japan and sexy Japanese chicks in maid outfits come to your table and they shit all over you

(Source: Game Grumps/Steam Train)

Ross: If they touch you, then you have to pay for EEEEVERYTHING
Arin: Wow okay
Ross: If they sneeze on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: Oh geez ;^^
Ross: If they breathe on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: What if they poop....on me?
Ross: That's about uh....tha--yeah, you gotta pay for that

Arin: That's their specialty

Ross: That's the special....they call that uh...Chocoru...Splattadoo...Special
Arin: (laughing) Chocoru Splattadoo (continues laughing)

by Egofaptard March 14, 2014

splatterville

(N) A place any man worth his scrotum will take a date. Usually a woman kneels on the ground naked with her mouth open like a baby bird. The moment a dude busts a nut all over her face and tits she’s visiting splatterville.

‘Welcome to splattervile dirty bird..’

‘Dude, I took your wife to to hair salon. On the way back we stopped in splatterville.’

Julie and her friends got a weekend pass to splatterville.

‘Baby, can we go to splatterville again tonight? I’m hungry.’

by Jaymz Kilmister May 31, 2021