Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

spatchcock

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

spatchulate

It was up when i said my mate bentley uses a spatchula(cooking untensil)to please a girl.

Spatchulate is to insert a Spatchula into a woman anal hole

Bentley Spatchulated sarah.
Sarah says to Bentley "Spachulate" me.

by Shepo August 4, 2004

Spatchy

An adjective describing the quality of a food one craves that cannot be accurately described with other adjectives. A word describing the craving for something specific, yet unknown.

I'm craving something spatchy

by Happy Bees May 6, 2011

Spatch

Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.

Did you see that spatch all over her leg?

by JayLum March 18, 2010

Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008