Some geek dude who is actually quite
cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to
Batman since
Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is
cool because he can fight
Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting
wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."