SpeedyG

An ugly, skinny, freckled dutchman who idles on IRC all the time.

<SpeedyG> TsTech: you know i'll rape you in the ass for that
<SpeedyG> :P

by TsTech March 29, 2004

Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009

Speedy-fast

So fast no mere human can comprehend its speed. Almost invisible its so fast.

Hey, after Kevin Spacey get accused of child molestation he came out the closet speedy-fast

by niggarhighschool June 3, 2019

speedy

A person who ejaculates very immaturely. Almost as if just the touch of a women causes them to squirt man goo all over.

Jordan nutted after only 2 minutes.

by taeeh February 12, 2003

speedy

One Of Great Acceleration

Wow, the anti-christ is speedy

by Kayvon December 20, 2004

Speedy Pizza

A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.

(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.

(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs

by sim1345 September 29, 2007

speedis

Sloth sitting on a tortoise

"That Lachy is such an australian speedis"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017