spazzes

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazbog

Usually used in plural.

Vulgar slang for disabled lavatory, a portmanteau of spastic and bog - the latter, in turn, metonymic slang for toilet. The privacy and seclusion such facilities offer make them popular locations for masturbation.

I'm just popping off to the spazbogs for a.. tacit.

by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

spazmobile

A mountain bike with a two stroke engine.

Did you see that guy on that mountain bike? He was doing thirty miles an hour peddling backwards,what a spazmobile!

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008

spazzcakes

to overreact completely, to freak-out, to go mental.

"She heard about what her friend did and went totally spazzcakes."

by yeller9 December 11, 2007

Spazz Sheep

Spazz sheep is very similar to spazz cow, the only difference being they have afro like hair while spazzing at you.

Girl one: Hello why didn't you bring my homework !

Girl two : why is your hair so poofy ?
Girl one: I don't have any hair spray, GODD!
Girl two: don't have to have a spazz sheep!

by Charlie & the Chocolate factor May 18, 2009

spazziod

A person who is overly energetic and paranoid to the point of insanity.

Stop being such a spazziod over getting fired.

by Lissy J. May 24, 2011

spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

by SpazOne November 22, 2011