spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

by Bob Dean February 23, 2006

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

Spasted

To be really stoned and really drunk at the same time. Word is a cross between spliff (Sp) and wasted (asted).

Aww man, we started on the beers last night then someone passed round the spliff; I ended up completely spasted.

by BrenLa November 8, 2010

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010