spanbock

something used to describe a sexy lady with MASSIVE boobs
they have a dog named Molly
is obsessed with soccer
and has an AMAZING friend named Ari

person 1: Hey! look at that girl! shes so good at soccer...
person 2: yea! she also has a dog that appears to be named Molly.
person 1: and WOAH! her boobs are hugee!
person 2: and best of all, she has an AMAZING friend named Ari!
Both: She's a SPANBOCK!

by small_confused_child December 23, 2008

Spanobakarma

Bad karma received from actions that occurred during a period of feeling borucked.

It was spanobakarma when she received a mandatory jury summons for the first week of her new job.

by Yur12kidme August 15, 2016

Spanoochi

Placing spaghetti on a females vagina and eating her out as viciously as possible.

The spanoochi I had last night was fresh and full of flavor.

by Su pu ta M September 25, 2017

spanorking

The act of stabbing somebody with a spork

He was injured in a Spanorking incident when he tried to touch/take my food

by runstealshoot October 10, 2019

spancock

a combination of the word spanner and cock; meaning you're a fucking retard

imagine a penis shaped like a spanner

Nick: Just fuck off you spancock

by Salamidealer March 16, 2021

spanontenance

A word that you tell people called Lauren that is not an actual word but is used for any type of exclamation..

That is absolute spanontenance!

by Lozza Evans September 25, 2021

sanjor

Straight up saap

Yo that dude is a total sanjor Sandhu

by Bindy Johals chacha December 30, 2022