bag of spanners

someone with a really ugly face

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners

by turn November 2, 2003

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wank spanner

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.

Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad

by poondaddy January 5, 2005

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spaniard

a really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain

I would go out with a spaniard.

by Ang89 September 20, 2006

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ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

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spanner in the works

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.

"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"

by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017

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This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.

Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks

by Rikstir June 13, 2012

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