spagett

To be extremely shocked, scared, or surprised by hidden camera shock expert Spagett.

This man with long tail just popped out and said "SPAGETT", it's not scary, just abnormal.

by Armmondo December 27, 2007

spaget

the most holy of all spaghettis

i died to save the almighty spaget

by anexima August 1, 2016

Slagsmalsklubben

Swedish bitpop group from Norrköping, Sweden. Consists of six swedes and their analogue synthesizers. The band's name is a literal translation in Swedish of "Fight Club".

Can also be used as a verb, in which case it means to cause several orgasms in ones ears.

Also known as SMK

Swede1: Did you go see slagsmalsklubben last night?

Swede2: What did you say? I can't hear anything because slagsmalsklubben caused several orgasms in my ears last night.

by slagsmalsklubben October 19, 2010

spagsalt

A variation of spaghetti bolognaise that has had enough salt added to control or distract from the main flavour of the dish.

Mick added salt to everyone’s spaghetti bolognaise, I don’t even like spagsalt!

by randomdefinitions12 April 16, 2019

SlagShag

The act of having sexual intercourse with a slag, and then regretting it later, often followed by attempts to forget it by spreading around rumours about her cleanliness, and the aroma of her private parts.

Tom: 'Hey, you remember sharna?'
Jordan: 'Ahh don't remind me, she was such a SlagShag'
Tom: 'Did her vagina really smell like mouldy tuna?'

by jtully September 21, 2009

spag bol hol

A holiday in Italy with the prospect of getting nothing to eat all day but spaghetti bolognese.

John: Hi Dave, any news from Tom? Dave: Alas, we haven't heard from the poor sod since he went on a spag bol hol last month.

by E-go-go August 3, 2010

SHAGSALL

The number one Brand Name in Sex Machine Adapters for reciprocating saws, drills and also for sex machines. Also meaning a person who shags (fucks) male or female or both.

That dude is a Shagsall, he said so himself.

by Wicked Synn February 10, 2018