Spaff Directory

A rather amusing term for the Urban Dictionary!

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

Drippy Spaff

The act of extracting the spatter from the severely protruding, excessively moist; prolapsed anus of the bloke you are currently underneath, who is on the downward section of a 50KG well above limit power sqaut at around 3am at a seedy, 24hr gym.

Seen johnno the other morning, sneaking a drippy spaff off some poor cunt at the gym.

by Chick Magnet net handle wampa March 17, 2019

spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.

I spaffed all over your spaff catchers

by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.

Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz

by Mudhouse October 28, 2011

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

spaff dribble

Pre cum , prem ejact, cum, woops it's early

She was that fit i "spaff dribbled" my pants...

by treggsy January 14, 2008