chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa October 3, 2007

spider fight

Lesbian scissoring sex

Racheal and Kelly were spider fighting loud enough for me to hear them!

by Friesforspies February 2, 2017

spadeldradle

The act of shoving a spade ,or other similar small gardening utensil, up one’s anus.

“Man Jim’s girlfriend is so fucking weird”
“How so?”
“I heard she got him to spadeldradle her”

by CoffeeSalt November 14, 2021

backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015

Spider Legs

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

by cberry March 3, 2014

Bikini spider

unruly hairs poking out of the edge of bikini bottoms

Hey check out her bikini spiders!

by Agent 86 May 5, 2005