Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 9, 2009

smartphone sorrow

The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.

After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

godly sorrow

The feeling you get when you drop your phone on it's face

Jesus felt godly sorrow after dropping his iPhone 4 on the head of moses

by Señor poopypants May 26, 2017

S.F. Sorrow

"S.F. Sorrow" by The Pretty Things is an album written about the circle-of-life of an ordinary WWII veteran - from birth through love to his inevitable delusion. Originally intended to be called "Sergeant Sorrow", it was influenced by a chronicle of short stories written by composer Phil May.

Despite limited media coverage and relatively poor sales, "S.F. Sorrow" is remarked as the world's first rock opera and greatly inspired The Who's "Tommy."

Person 1: "Have you heard about S.F. Sorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love that album!"

by titty69muncher July 10, 2024

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.

He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.

by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014

The Sorrows

A place that is the border between dreaming and being awake. Everyone remembers the bright red checkerboard tiles the best, and the rooms are filled with people who are vaguely familiar

Man, that time in The Sorrows this morning was boring, I didn't even see anyone interesting.

by TheSwellSurviver October 12, 2022

swamp of sorrows

stank pussy

That bitch had a swamp of sorrows.

by andr3a June 26, 2009