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Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.
I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.
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SONGBIRD

Anyone who consciously looks for the best in all people, places, and things; who has acknowledged and released the pains of their soul. And who entergetically Help all others release the pain of their souls so that the Healing of The Planet Will Occur. SONGBIRDS LOVE EVERYONE. as I LOVE YOU
songbirds, love, love is all you need, inner peace, trust, hope, transparency,truth
by DEVINE BEINGNESS August 24, 2009
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ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.
Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.
by çmébort November 17, 2013
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assumption song

There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.

If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
The assumption song is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.
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shongo

A term usually used by Wisconsinites to describe something/someone that's cool or generally chill
I really liked hanging out with Marc last night, he seems cool!

Yeah, he's pretty shongo
by dddongusss September 6, 2019
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Picard Song

A song produced a while ago by music group Dark Materia, using varuious lines spoken by Patrick Stewarts' classic character of Captain Jean-Luc Picard...of the U.S.S Enterprise, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The song became incredibly popular on the ytmd website with a memorable loop that repeated the main chorus over and over again, prompting new listeners to hear the full version on various websites.
Heres' to the finest crew in Starfleet
by David Griffin April 19, 2005
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Song-fucked

This occurs when a person hears a song on the radio, hummed or sung by someone else nearby, with the end result being that your mind repeats the song over and over again until it is forgotten or superceded by another song.
"As few seconds after Chris started humming the theme to 'Team America', the words 'America... Fuck yeah!' repeated in my head. It was then that I knew I'd been song-fucked, and would need to cleanse my palate with another song or play a video game to get my mind off that damn song."
by odieodieo September 1, 2009
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