Somerset Bandage

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.

“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”

by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022

somerset academy key

Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.

Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.

by dishurtsasf October 7, 2021

somerset night

The night of the dark, when people meet up at a pre arranged location, with cider and other random alchol and get wasted! Traditions include, Troy drinking, attempting to get the troy to drink!

I went down thee somerset night, and got wasted with troy and the lads

by Troy January 27, 2004

Somerset Gimp

A sex offender from Somerset UK known for writhing on the floor and standing ominously at night waiting for passers by in a tight black Gimp suit.

Matt: What's that writhing in the mud?
Josh: I think It's the Somerset Gimp my top g

by LeatherRabbit69 July 1, 2024