somali dblock

somali dblock is an epithet for reer darawiish

they're somali dblock

by readyforthemoon55 August 16, 2020

Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

by MoBambaspoop December 16, 2024

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Somalied

Forced to undergo female genital mutilation

Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year.
Synonym: Egypted

by May 30, 2024

Somali Rocket Launcher

When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts

Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"

Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"

by cockandballsraper69 July 01, 2024

To somali

To pirate (can also be used for land and air vehicles).

To somali - To steal a vehicle, or pirate
I somalied the new Marvel movie.
My mate is somaliing at the harbour.
I cant believe he somalies farrari's

by Hellfire24Gaming September 03, 2020

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024