smollett

a person who fakes victimization to gain notoriety or favor.

Jessie didn't get the job he wanted and was acting like a smollett.

by pytheus February 24, 2019

Smolletty

A lie told for street cred and or boost your brand

That is some smolletty bullshit.

by CubanMedic February 4, 2019

Sellers Effect

When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.

"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."

by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023

Indian Seller

A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.

Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.

Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.

Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.

David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"

Awesome Guy: "Yes"

David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"

Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"

David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"

by Potential Buyer October 11, 2012

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

De La Salle

De La Salle is a private, Catholic, all-boys high school located in Concord, California. The school is most well known for its football team which won 151 straight games from 1992-2003 under head coach Bob Ladouceur. The streak ended September 4, 2004, when the team lost to Bellevue High School of Bellevue, Washington. Famous De La Salle football alumni include Amani Toomer, Aaron Taylor, Maurice Jones-Drew, Doug Brien, Cameron Colvin, Matt Gutierrez, Derek Landri, David Loverne, Kevin Simon, Demetrius Williams, and DJ Williams.

De La Salle's football team won 11 straight CIF North Coast Section titles from 1992-2003.

by Senobakaj May 31, 2009

Smolletting

To orchestrate a crime or injustice against themselves to claim victimhood and for their personal gains, plus smearing their opponents. Originated from Empire actor Jussie Smollett, when he claimed that he got assaulted by two MAGA hat wearing white men, but later proved to be false after evidences surfaced that he is paying two Nigerian man to convict this “crime”

When Gary said that he got kicked out of a restaurant by a Trump supporting employee, everyone fell for it. However, all sympathy was lost when more evidences surfaced and he was Smolletting the whole time.

by CTRLee February 24, 2019