oklahoma soaker

When you’re working on an oil rig and you accidentally, or on purpose, pee on your fellow rig hands.

“I was peeing over the edge of the rig and I gave Phillip an Oklahoma Soaker. Bounced right off his hard hat!”

by ClaretyS April 28, 2021

Chocolate Super Soaker

Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.

After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.

by Dr_PigFinger April 2, 2021

Jesus Super Soaker

It is the Super Soaker. To have one destroys the purpose of Super Soakers in the first place. It is the epitome of Super Soaking. One with a Jesus Super Soaker will automatically win all Super Soaker battles.

Bob: Hey, Nate just got the Jesus Super Soaker.
Jayme: This is gay. Lets go play Pokemon.

by Jimmz November 12, 2008

A New England Soaker

When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".

Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.

by Punkieeeeeee April 28, 2008

Cork-Soaker

As known from the SNL skit, a Cork-Soaker. Basically this term, is stretched from the term, "Cocksucker", to Cork-Soaker. It can be 2-Worded without the hyphen, but preferred with the hyphen. Yet, commonly known and widely used. It can be used in different ways.

"Hey look at that woman, she must be a good Cork-Soaker."
"Hello ladies, are any of you good at soaking corks?"
"Man, I want her to soak my cork."

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

SACK SOAKER

washing your partners back in the shower with your soapy nut sack.

Mark was washing Vickie's back with his soapy SACK SOAKER while giving her a golden shower.

by tonmarkvictj October 4, 2007

Super Soaker

Can be anything that is soooo cool it soaks the panties of every girl that sees it

"hey Tommy, did you get a new car?" "yeah, its a corolla" "alright man, total super soaker!"

by EthanPoo April 30, 2010