somfg

A way of saying Sorry whilst saying Oh My Fucking God (omfg) SorryOhMyFuckingGod. Can also be said using somg (SorryOhMyGod) (omg)

Sue: I Can't afford anything. I cant go to the gym to loose weight, I cnt afford food. My family is skint!
Lisa: Oh really?..
Sue: Yes really. Dont skit!
Lisa: somfg <33

by Stellur February 29, 2008

Somfl

Abbreviation for STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

Girl 1: Men are such disappointing creatures.
Girl 2: Amen Sister! Somfl!

by Smilzlove September 21, 2018

somfacimm

sit on my face and cum in my mouth

‘hey would you like to somfacimm’
‘of course, anything for my *big* brother’

by Furrzo June 6, 2021

somfwysmd

An abbreviation of “Sit On My Face While You Suck My Dick”.

I want you to somfwysmd

by Genzie42069 December 20, 2021

SOMFACOMT

Sit on my face and cum on my tongue

You should somfacomt

by Nfhfhfnf June 28, 2022

SOMFL

An acronym which stands for "story of my fu**ing life", indicating that a situation occurs often for you.

I got my heart broken again. SOMFL.

by LaPozolera October 13, 2023

somfasmc

sit on my face and stroke my cock

"I want that girl to somfasmc"

by anonymous April 28, 2024