Sloppy Pear

When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!

My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.

by Happy Willie January 12, 2011

Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.

That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016

Sloppy Dan

Noun: A type of sandwich consisting of ground beef and a tomato-based sauce like Manwich served on a hamburger roll.

Person One: Can you brown some hamburger, please? Let's have Manwich for dinner.
Person two: Oh you mean, a Sloppy Dan?

by guysm1ley December 2, 2020

sloppy mario

When a man sticks his dick in marinara sauce and then proceeds to throat fuck a girl

Jake just gave me the most amazing sloppy Mario last night

by Jim Jimmer November 7, 2021

home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.

The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy toppy

Wettest, tightest head in Duluth

Aye, that girl Betty will give you that sloppy toppy that makes yo toes throw up gang signs

by Sloppy.toppyy February 2, 2020