Snootch

A coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly prone to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. Typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. Snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise sexually dysfunctional, and receive sexual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.

Everything that cult leader says is a total lie! What a snootch!

by Slootch May 2, 2011

Snooch to the Nooch

The greeting of all greetings. Used when the usual "hey" or "hello" just doesn't seem appropriate.

Hey Snooch to the Nooch my friend!

by bubbagumper6 February 22, 2011

poundin the snooch

meaning a finger fucking and getting hardcore and pound your hand in there vagina

hey dave i was just poundin the snooch.Yeah man hi five!

by the doogen October 2, 2009

snoocher

The nice wet moist spot in between a womans' thys were penises are frequently injected and/or sometimes fingers or dildos or a 40 of mickeys.

Also an insult substitute for a bitch ass motherfucker, or pussyfied cock slapper.

You look so hot I want to bury my face in your sweet sweet snoocher!! I wanna fuck some snoocher!!!!!!!!!! Yay for snoocher!

Dean is a dirty fucking snoocher! Quit being a snoocher Dean! I'm gonna kick you in the snoocher.

by Dean Snoochertwat November 10, 2007

Snoochpuss

a vagina that has been fucked countless times and hasn't been washed in ages and has enough hair to make a coat,boots and probably a hat.

dude I was going to fuck this girl but she had a goddamn snoochpuss!

by $heenster December 15, 2008

snootch cooch

a disgusting, rotted, infectous cooch.
a cooch that has enough yeast to brew beer.

Erika has a snootch cooch

by nived February 18, 2003

snootchie bootchies

A universal greeting among slackers and pot heads.

Snootchie bootchies, bitch! *high fives*

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003