plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

Cradle snatcher

Someone who has relationships with much younger partners, comparing it to taking a baby from its cradle because they're so much younger in comparison.

"Bridget, your boyfriend is 40 years your junior! You're going to be called a cradle snatcher if you're not careful."

by factcurate June 8, 2020

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

fancy nut snatcher

someone who picks all the cashews out of the mixed nut bowl at a party

Guy 1: Dan is a fucking fancy nut snatcher... there's no cashews left

Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him pick the shrimp out of the shrimp scampi as well

by random3214 March 16, 2009

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

weave snatched

When the tea is too good and you’re extremely shook

Person 1- sis you won’t believe the tea I have for you today
*spills tea*
Person 2 - sis the tea was piping hot weave snatched

by sister shooketh December 30, 2018

Snatched

To slay someone so hard, their weave flies off into the distance.

Omg Beyoncé had me snatched with her pregnancy announcement and her Grammys preformance!

by Breethequeen April 22, 2017