snarkolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

by Evelynn April 21, 2007

Snargle

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009

Snarfology

Is the studying and reasearch of Snarfism.

That lecture by the Snarfologist was very intriguing.
OR
I hear she has a PhD in Snarfology.

by Mandangle December 17, 2008

snarcophagus

A burial crypt for ancient Egyptian teens who were killed for having a bad attitude.

"The hieroglyphics on the snarcophagus seem to have been written by the boy's parents; it reads 'we brought him into the world, and we took him out of it too.'"

by Ashpenaz February 4, 2010

Snarglefarked

When you are at a party/bar and someone steals your booze, leaving you with nothing to drink.

" Dude have you seen my drink?"
" No, I haven't."
"God damn I've been snarglefarked!"

by Dondelavega September 28, 2012

Snagon

A creature mixed with a snake head and the body of the dragon.

There are rumors that a Snagon's dead body has been found.
It is said that Snagons were alive when dinosaurs were.

by VermithraxInfo September 18, 2016

Sargoon

Indian girl who think she's good at sports, her cousin brother is just better than her in all sports.

Sargoon likes tatti.

by shaani boi March 8, 2021