smurfing

Can also be smurf, smurfed, smurfingly etc. Used instead of names, adjectives, and verbs to make sentences incoherent except to other "Smurf masters".

Language used by smurfs

That cack-head has pissed me off for the last time - That smurf has smurfed me off for the smurf smurf.
~
Smurfette - "You can smurf my smurf if you smurf"

by Miss Fire April 1, 2004

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005

SMURFING

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)

That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.

by Natasha February 2, 2005

Smurfing

Ejaculating on a female who is wearing a blue top.....

Guy 1: man, guess what i did last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I Was Smurfing all over your sisters Blue ass fuckaaa...

Guy 2: Shit.....

by Madsiop March 27, 2008

Smurfing

The intentions of having sex with a midget covered in blue paint.

You and midget meet.
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!

by ialreadyhaveanamedamnit December 27, 2010

smurfing

smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).

smurfing makes me to know the latest knowledge

by anonymoussmurf November 29, 2011

smurfing

Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).

I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.

by fandongle September 16, 2009