smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

Smuggling Yo-yo's

The fatty tissue of a girl's cunt lips bulging around the seem line of her tight pants.

I saw Sarah at the mall today, her pants were so tight, it looked like she had been smuggling yo-yo's.

by Krimp February 12, 2009

smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.

Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.

by Fifi13 July 4, 2010

Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011

Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.

"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."

by GG.allin August 27, 2017

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015