smuddler

A combination of cuddling and smothering at the same time.

I would lay by Steven, but he's such a smuddler !

by breerena December 15, 2015

smurgleballs

To pad, paw pull at your ball sack for pleasure, just after blowing your load

What am I doing? Playing smurgleballs, you wanna go again?

by SmurgleT June 3, 2016

Sturdle My Doodle

When someone draws a crude drawing of you and masturbate to it while eating mac and cheese in a clown costume. It can also be used when someone jacks off to a picture of sponge bob while watching The Jake Paul fucks Logan Paul Hentai Movie by Walt Disney.

Hey I Sturdle my doodle every fucking day after chubuccling my fcfooplin and quacksllin up crackalin and googaflin in the doopapooshugooplin with jaflipomninaflinopooshitfuckcuntalinasslinaaaalomlin.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 6, 2018

scurdled

when you get fucked over by something

*going ice skating and fall over*
“bro you just got absolutely scurdled by the ice”

by your mum is your dad January 22, 2023

Smurtle

A penis fart

Yo, who the fuck just smurtled

by NIGGA GET BACK TO WORK June 6, 2023

Sturdle

To skedaddle in a jolly way. To walk or take a stroll somewhere

A: My friends said it was the best kbbq they’ve ever had
B: Oooh! Ty for the deets we shall sturdle our way to eat kbbq until we puke

by jjemptyx76 September 14, 2023

turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008