blue scooter

When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.

That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.

by Fenster's Fu September 22, 2022

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Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.

Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*

by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019

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school shooter

the person with the most victory royales in the world

school shooter: i just dropped a twenty bomb

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

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Nigger Shooter

An old Texan slang for a wrist-rocket or slingshot.

Johnny, I see black men. Fetch the nigger shooter.

by erdfcvi January 2, 2012

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Scooter People

People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).

Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.

by The British BJ September 4, 2011

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