shouldering

When you are out of breath because a girl is so fly. You pant so hard your shoulders are moving

"Hey j-low do you see that fly girl"
"Yeah man, shotty got me shouldering"

by Nxk April 3, 2016

smeltering

What happens to your clothes when they sit in the laundry hamper for too long.

"Ewww those clothes are smeltering"

by MoSmellsYourStinkinClolthes March 15, 2009

Cold Shouldering

A move used in football to purposely avoid making a tackle, most commonly used by Edison linebackers wearing #3

Max has perfect cold shouldering form

by growballs3 December 2, 2010

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012

spoodering

"To skeet on a girl's back and put a sheet on her to make her look like a superhero."

"The only reason your ex won the PornHub costume contest is because we were spoodering last night."

by Melvin Sploogetski March 10, 2016

Soddering

The correct way to spell the word "soldering." Old Webster didn't know what he was talking about this time.

"I am going to take a soddering iron to Kelli's ribcage, because she insists on using "soldering" which is incorrect.

by Zach-a-rak-a-doodle-dak October 23, 2006

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019