Kimmi Smiles

A beautiful girl who has the ability to make anyone she meets smile.

Has the ability to move on from hardships, and learn from them.

Has a small obsession with zombies. Has a secret crush on Dave.
Loved and adored by thousands and thousands of people all over the world.

Perfect.

Look at her! She's perfect!
She's Kimmi Smiles

by Benyboo.Tumblr.com July 24, 2011

samoan sidestep

From rugby union and to a lesser extent, rugby league. Term used to describe the player with the ball running into, then over the top of, the man trying to make the tackle.

Commentator: "And Caucau passes off to Robinson! And Robinson bursts through the line! A quick dummy and there's only Taylor to beat! And... OH! A storming samoan sidestep and its a try!!! And the stretcher's coming on for Taylor."

by runbytheground December 20, 2008

sideswipe

A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.

This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.

WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.

Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."

by neranfafu July 8, 2012

sidesplat

A sidesplat is a shot/effect in a film in which a character, usually while walking across a street in a somewhat distracted state of mind is suddently slammed by a fast moving vehicule that explodes into the frame from offscreen left or right.
The shot often begins quietly , sometimes in slow motion, before a sudden burst of sound of the motor screaming, tires screeching, and/or horn of the vehicule. This of course adds to the jolting effect of the regular speed visual of the crash.
There are several examples of this effect from different movies.

Dude, remember when that girl got totally slammed by that car in " Edge of Darkness ". I so didn't see that coming !
That was a total sidesplat !

by Marc O.C. May 15, 2010

Slides

Kinda like flip flops, but more commonly with socks underneath (which doesn't look too good, but are more comfortable than bare feet.)

If your gonna wear slides, remember that they look better without socks, even if it is less comfortable.

by I KAN SPEL May 5, 2022

Sarah Smiles

A song by Panic! at the Disco about Brendon Urie's wife. Also what I convinced all my teachers to call me at school.

Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care,
She lives in her world, so unaware.
Does she know that my destiny lies with her?

by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019

auto smiles

when you make a smiley ---> ;) while aiming and it automatically transforms into those stupid ugly looking ones.

UGH i hate auto smiles!!
whenever i make a smiley it morphs into a more realistic, accurate one.

by toucansaresexy! March 18, 2009