Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.

Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.

by Chief Lee November 4, 2021

Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Bathroom Smother

When someone is in a bathroom stall, and you throw rounds of wet paper towel into the bathroom stall directed at the occupant. The bombardment works better when a group of participants each throw the wet paper towel together, thus smothering the occupant inside the stall. Some may miss, but the majority will hit the occupant.

"guys, kevin is taking a dump. everyone, grab some tissue and wet it under the sink, we are about to bathroom smother him.."

by thelorax11 December 24, 2011

Breast Smother

A great way to die.

Deadly Weapons is a movie about a woman who breast smothers men to death. While the acting is very poor, the breast smothering scenes are rather kinky.

by Dancing with Fire November 12, 2011

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008