Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

Smashturbate

To smash out a quick furious wank ( Masturbate furiously)

"Hold on guys before we go out tonight im going to go to the toilet and Smashturbate."

by m4tye October 5, 2015

emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014

The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.

Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.

by zerordie323 January 23, 2011

Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016