smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

smartass whiteboy

Smartass whiteboy is a sexy caucasian male from Western Kentucky who is always ready for a good time. Has a slick mouth and fun to be around...

That smartass whiteboy is cool. He's funny af also!

by Smartass whiteboy June 15, 2024

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"

"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020