Slunt

Troublemaking, drama-addicted, two-faced, hippocritical, judgmental, closet loser women who use their husbands for status, but who give blow-jobs, hand-jobs, their pussy folds and/or money and gifts to the parasitic in exchange for compliments and transient and false self-esteem, specifically those who are married and going outside their marriage to deliver said palm jobs, suck jobs and bumpin' uglies.

Rita loves J's his cock (and others) and is envious when someone else is on it, even though her husband Tim would willingly let her stroke his, therefore she is a slut. Rita deters other women from J's cock with devious threats and malicious intent, so as to keep her concubine to herself, therefore she is a cunt. Rita is the most quintessential example of Slunt, if there ever was one.

by slunthaters June 15, 2010

Slunt

A hybrid of slut and cunt. Someone sleazy or sexually unseemly.

Boys can be slunts too, you know, so if the foo shits...

by Jeddum September 6, 2016

slunt

slippery cunt

"Max you slunt!"

"Why'd you do that u slunt??"

by FiberOneGranolaBar June 14, 2017

slunt

a sluttish type of cunt.

Allissa Nicole Young can be called a SLUNT because of her nasty and awnry ways of living.

by tmoney_jrizz July 9, 2010

Slunt

A combination of slut and cunt.

Wow, Kelsey is a total slunt.

by cuntdestroyer2000 February 12, 2009

slunt

a slut cunt that is whorish

You look like a slunt in those jeans.

by Cass Campbell December 29, 2008

Slunt

Noun: A small increment of any quantity, usually distance. Usually used to describe a final adjustment which makes something just right.

Could you please move over a slunt so I could sit there?

Move that picture frame over just a slunt and it'll be perfect.

Add a slunt more sugar and the recipe is done!

Turn the volume up. How much? Just a slunt.

by The Clamster February 27, 2011