1 definition by slunthaters
Troublemaking, drama-addicted, two-faced, hippocritical, judgmental, closet loser women who use their husbands for status, but who give blow-jobs, hand-jobs, their pussy folds and/or money and gifts to the parasitic in exchange for compliments and transient and false self-esteem, specifically those who are married and going outside their marriage to deliver said palm jobs, suck jobs and bumpin' uglies.
Rita loves J's his cock (and others) and is envious when someone else is on it, even though her husband Tim would willingly let her stroke his, therefore she is a slut. Rita deters other women from J's cock with devious threats and malicious intent, so as to keep her concubine to herself, therefore she is a cunt. Rita is the most quintessential example of Slunt, if there ever was one.
by slunthaters June 14, 2010