Slowbro

The most chill of all Pokemon.

I just evolved my Slowpoke into a Slowbro. He automatically learned Attract and Swagger and is now chill as fuck.

by Uge1 October 14, 2010

slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.

"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"

by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007

slowbie

Slow food lover or enthusiast, as opposed to fast food lover.

A term used to describe someone with money and time to care about good healthy food and who enjoys it at leisure.

That slowbie is really taking his time with his organic burger.

by laksa March 26, 2009

Mark Slow

Another way of describing someone as being extremely slow. It originated from Mark, Bob, and Wade's let's play of 7 Days to Die.

Guy 1: "Why does he always take forever to get here"
Guy 2: "It's because he's Mark slow"

"Man, why do you always have to be so Mark slow"

by GuyThatWatchesMarkiplier May 15, 2020

Slow Dagger

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is the Masonic Slow Dagger revenge and sometimes target entire bloodlines.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

slowcore

Opposite of hardcore rock. Subgenre of alternative/indie rock. Sad lyrics, slow tempo, misery rolled into a musical component.

Man, I took a xanax and wasted the day moping to slowcore and smoking menthols.

by kaykayforreal January 7, 2016

Slow Burn

1. an attraction for someone what is not instant, but grows over time. 2. the process of becoming attracted to someone over a period of time.

Chuck was used to love at first sight, but was experiencing a slow burn since meeting Janice a few weeks ago and was certain she was the ONE!

by daprinceofhiphopsoul February 19, 2010