Slobsquatch

n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.

A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.

Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.

"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."

"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."

by ted_logan April 30, 2010

slobby joe

a slobby joe is a particularly vigorous, slobbery blow job.

can i has slobby joe, plz?

by slobbyjoe June 15, 2017

Slobster

Dirty men that dont clean themselves or anything around them.

Man:Hey sexy. Wanna come back to my place!?!
Woman:Sure baby.
Man and woman goes back to his place and she sees dishes and clothes strode all over the house (A.k.A the dumpster)
Woman:EEEWWWWWW GROSSS YOUR SUCH A SLOBSTER!!!

by Brittany, Kelly, Samantha April 28, 2007

slobspeak

when someone doesn't care for his speech, or speaks in a lazy way, when he/she is mumbling

When Cockneys are talking, you can say it is slobspeak.

by LisiPisi December 31, 2013

slobby dobby

when you recive a blowjob with a sock as a barrier

my girl gave a slobby dobby last night

by lightning vagine May 4, 2018

slobster

one who slobs

"Hey you're the new slobster right?"
"Yeah now where's the children"
"Frick"

by hslave2 April 3, 2018

Slobster

A girl that isn’t cute enough to fuck, so you settle for a blow job

Man, that girl was way too ugly to smash, definitely just a slobster.

by All_American_Rich July 15, 2018