sleepy ferguson

What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)

Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.

by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005

Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.

1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"

by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009

Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

sleepy weepy

So tired that you want to cry

I am so sleepy weepy!! :(

by Simbimbop September 28, 2013

Sleepy Waltone

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.

Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."

by Waltonanator July 29, 2006

Sleepy Hahas

The uncontrollable laughter reached at the late hours of the night where everything seems funny.

It's 3 a.m. and Claire finds everything amusing because she has the sleepy hahas.

by Sleepyhahas February 27, 2011

Sleepy Karl

The guy who discourages you from waking up and being productive by enticing you to sleep with the most wonderful dreams.

Originally discovered by the stand-up comedian, Mike Birbiglia.

Sleepy Karl: "Why do you want to go out there and talk about computers when you can stay here and go skiing and your skis are french toast sticks?"

Mike: "That's a great idea! I'm oughta give you a 401k."

by Sleepy Karl December 9, 2012