Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

slarn

Something gross that mars or obscures one's view- usually on someone's glasses or on a window. Most often fingerprints, grease or mucus.

"Oh man, that kid has the most slarn on his glasses- I'm surprised he can even see" or "I can't see out my winshield because of all the slarn"

by wilbur williamforce September 19, 2006

slerns

a synonym for the word slut, commonly used in east county.

OMG that girl Kirsten is a slerns, you don't wanna talk to her"

by Butterswhaternsslernz May 2, 2011

Stearnsin

Multitasking while drunk and thinking your doing a good job but really your not, either to or almost at epic fail status the next day.

Person 1: Last night i had too much to drink so i was Stearnsin between my homework, facebook, ipod, and texting

Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?

Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.

by ginganinja101 November 30, 2011

searney

Usually blond and beautiful with blue eye and great facial features. With a annoying baby voice. Has a big ego and lots of imagination.

Wow look at that Searney I'd like to bite that ass.

by Sara Conaway December 29, 2016

Sleant

Extremely tipsy

The boys wanted to go to the club but i was too sleant

by Sydeways September 22, 2020

sleaner

small lean to spy on someone

Ow, can you lean over

How far?
A lil sleaner.

by 3CSCZER March 5, 2021