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Multitasking while drunk and thinking your doing a good job but really your not, either to or almost at epic fail status the next day.
Person 1: Last night i had too much to drink so i was Stearnsin between my homework, facebook, ipod, and texting

Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?

Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.
by ginganinja101 November 29, 2011
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