Stearnsin

Multitasking while drunk and thinking your doing a good job but really your not, either to or almost at epic fail status the next day.

Person 1: Last night i had too much to drink so i was Stearnsin between my homework, facebook, ipod, and texting

Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?

Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.

by ginganinja101 November 30, 2011

Stearnsy

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

Got your Stearnsy?

by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

Stearns County Syndrome

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

stearnsed

getting booted from any school related fucnction due to being drunk

-Dude, where did Jimmy go?
-You didn't hear, he just got stearnsed.

-Oh shit, BP's comin over here.
-Quick, get under the table so you don't get stearnsed.

-How much have you been drinkin?
-Deacon said i have to sit here until I'm sober.
-O man, your probably gonna get stearnsed.

by Mariah Carey February 15, 2008

Britney Spearsin It

When the ratio of kids in your car is more than the amount of seltbelts available.

"We took all 5 kids for an icecream in the car and were Britney Spearsin It.

by M1977 February 26, 2008

Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.

I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.

by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

Steasing

While dancing in a club, a flirtatious female grinds you to see if she can't make you stiff (an erection) purely for her own enjoyment as a tease

Mark: that girl was soo hot for me bro, she grabbed my penis!!

Phil: dude, she was steasing you! I got steased by her last week!

by Sly Fig June 29, 2011