shauntay

the most beautiful girl alive, when im around her i feel like im floating and get those blasted butterflies in my stomach, and when i look into her eyes i get so lost...but it turns out i rly like to be lost....sigh how i long for her to feel the same way:(

you cant feel the way i do about shauntay lol

by christhatguywholovesyou April 17, 2009

shauntrice

The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.

man 1: dude i'm dating Shauntrice
man 2: you lucky son of a bitch
man 1: damn straight

by lithium666blaze April 23, 2009

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man 1: dude i'm dating Shauntrice
man 2: you lucky son of a bitch
man 1: damn straight

by krashaun December 18, 2015

Shauntelle

Shauntelle is funny, weird, and clever and has great fashion. She is always down for a road trip or just staying in. Her creativity will blow you away. Her musical taste is awesome. She may say things that make no sense at times, but just go with it and you’ll have a great friend.

Shauntelle asked to borrow my hat.
She’ll probably wear it better than you.

by Sweave May 6, 2019

R40 Slant

This is the best post-war subway car ever built in the motherfucking world.

Massive ass front window, cold A/C, fast doors, and as fast as hell.

The ENTIRE MTA management deserves to be hung from their ballsacks for retiring this brilliant piece of railcar engineering and replacing it with a shitty dried out armadillo crap called the R160.

R40 Slant can be used to describe anything awesome beyond any other possible description.

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo man i had sex with 12 girls last night one after another!"
Person 2: "Damn son I'm jealous that was mad R40 Slant"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Dude I just won 149 Million dollars in the lottery, bought an Audi R8, and the economic crisis ended instantly!"
Person 2: "R40 Slant."

by Somebody You Should Listen To October 24, 2012

slant puss

A pussy on an Asian girl.

I went to the local bath house and I thought I was just going to get a rub and tug by my usual Slope but instead she gave me a piece of slant puss.

by K-Par July 12, 2007

slunt

Used to describe a woman whose behavior is so heinous, the mere use of slut or cunt is inadequate. Covers a variety of horrid behavior, notably that presented by characters in shows like "Desperate Housewives".

Usage varies. Typically, when one learns of a woman who has killed her husband or children, or plans to, one reacts simply by saying "slunt!" If sex is involved, the appelation is upgraded to "that fucking slunt!"

by Dan Ryan January 10, 2005

slanta

An Asian man dressed in a santa suit.

That's not the real santa, it's just a slanta.

by Boozy400 August 29, 2006